Milk, It Does A Jury Good

Meet Justin Anthony Garcia of Lee County, Flori-Duh. Justin may not look like much, but believe me, the guy has a set of almonds on him.

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrested Justin Anthony Garcia, 30, on a charge of aggravated battery.

Deputies said he had an argument with another man over which type of milk was better. Whole milk or almond milk?

The debate escalated into a fight. Deputies said Garcia punched the other man in the face, chased him with a pocket knife and cut him.

Allow me to be the contrarian here. Almond milk is nauseating, and whole milk is like drinking it straight from the udder. There, I said it.

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