Meet Justin Anthony Garcia of Lee County, Flori-Duh. Justin may not look like much, but believe me, the guy has a set of almonds on him.
The Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrested Justin Anthony Garcia, 30, on a charge of aggravated battery.
Deputies said he had an argument with another man over which type of milk was better. Whole milk or almond milk?
The debate escalated into a fight. Deputies said Garcia punched the other man in the face, chased him with a pocket knife and cut him.
Allow me to be the contrarian here. Almond milk is nauseating, and whole milk is like drinking it straight from the udder. There, I said it.