A Million Stories In The Naked City

A group of leftist Hollywood a-holes have come together for a “naked ballot” campaign, where they remove their clothes to make a point about mail-in ballots. Or something.

Mark Ruffalo, Naomi Campbell, Chelsea Handler and more celebrities went nude for a campaign encouraging mail-in voters to be vigilant about ballot rules.

The Hollywood A-listers stripped down in next to nothing as a way to bring attention to “naked” ballots.

I’m sorry, but in what universe are any of those three classified as “Hollywood A-Listers?”

They referenced Pennsylvania as an example of how ballots can become void. In the state, a voter must seal their mail-in ballot in a secrecy envelope and the return envelope for it to count. Ballots without the secrecy envelope are considered “naked” and deemed invalid.

Oh, don’t worry; the PA Supreme Court is all in on counting every ballot, even it it’s days late. The good news is the people going naked for the campaign are all people who you’ve wanted to see nude…

In addition to Ruffalo, 52, Campbell, 50, and Handler, 45, Tiffany Haddish, Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Ryan Michelle Bathe, Josh Gad, Chris Rock, and Sacha Baron Cohen as his character, Borat, participated in the initiative.

There are literally no one on that list I would ever want to see without a hat, let alone without a shirt or pants. Ugh, is it possible for the mind to vomit?

13 thoughts on “A Million Stories In The Naked City

  1. This is what happens when you were once hot, or everyone told you you were hot, but you are no longer hot. Can’t face reality.


  2. Anyone that’s watched the 1st Avengers movie have already seen Ruffalo nekkid. Wasn’t impressed then, not gonna be impressed now. Kinda reminds me of when Mad-dona offered to give everyone a BJ if they voted for Hillatiry. Maybe that’s what the hag lost.

    Better idea for the idiots in HWood, tell people that if they follow the voting rules, they’ll keep their clothes on!


  3. Proof – That cannot be unseen.

    CJB – Looking at you, Meg Ryan.

    MelP – Yeah, I’m all for naked boobies, but none of these people have boobies I would ever want to see.


  4. Rural – The ones who go nude and the ones no one wants to see nude. My job is proof of that.

    AL – I haven’t ever heard of half of them; the other half are in their 50’s, so why would anyone care?


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