Struck The Police!

Don’t you just hate it when you’re driving down the highway – the wrong way – minding your own business – while drunk – and the racist, fascist cops try to stop youwhile you’re ignoring their commands – and start chasing your car?

Man, I hate it when that happens.

David Schubert, 26, faces a long list of charges including aggravated assault by vehicle while DUI, reckless endangerment, resisting arrest, fleeing from police and multiple traffic violations.

The pursuit began just after 3:30 a.m. when Erie Police observed the vehicle traveling south in the wrong lane towards northbound traffic, police said. When officers tried to pull over the vehicle, Schubert refused to stop and sped off.

Erie Police pursued the vehicle and were able to stop it in the 5400 block of Old French Rd. The suspect refused to exit the vehicle and then proceeded to speed towards the officers, nearly hitting two of them while running over a parked Erie Police cruiser. The suspect drove over the hood of the vehicle and a guard rail.

In fairness, David was simply trying to facilitate the confiscation of his vehicle – by slamming into the police cruisers – and surrendering to the injured officers.

(Many thanks to Mis.Hum. at AOSHQ for the linkage!)

5 thoughts on “Struck The Police!

  1. TX Nick – PA has a lot of great people and a lot of great places to live. Erie is kind of a mix of great and truly awful.

    Veeshir – Or at least wear the shirt.

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