The Maryland State Police had an exciting evening recently, after a pickup truck slammed into one of their police cruisers. The driver was allegedly intoxicated, but he also had some other issues.
Last Friday at 1:55am, firefighters arrived at the scene of a DUI crash involving a Maryland State Police cruiser and a building.
A Chevy pickup struck the police SUV first, and then headed right into a East Coast Investments office building.
At that point police apprehended the driver of the pickup, Dayton James Webber of Charlotte Hall, who just happened to be a quadruple amputee.
One wonders what the offender’s defense could possibly be. “Yes sir, I realize I have no limbs, but I really thought I could competently drive my truck after drinking a twelve-pack of Budweiser.”
The O.K. Corral 
Not to minimize the seriousness of the crime, but how exactly do you handcuff a quadruple amputee?
Inquiring minds want to know!
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Put him in a pillowcase? A duffle bag?
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Well, you have to hand it to him. I mean, he really put his foot down.
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Nevertheless, he’s going to jail. He doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
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Funny they decided to name the driver, right? They probably had to, so everyone didn’t think his name was Bob (if he was in a pool) or Matt (if he was at the front door).
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Hang him. On a wall. And call him Art.
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How do you drink beer if you’re a quadruple amputee? Somebody should have been arrested as his accomplice.
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Mike AKA Proof – You throw him in the trunk?
TX Nick – And lost it soon afterward.
Mitch – We’re all going to Hell.
RG – A very large straw.
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