A British woman named Kate Jackson was arrested after having sex with a stranger on a public – or is it pubic? – sidewalk while waiting for their train to arrive. Oh, I posted a photo of Kate Jackson from Charlie’s Angels to spare you the visage of the actual offender.
A woman had an illicit “al fresco” sex session with a stranger after they got chatting while waiting to catch a train home. Kate Jackson was seen by passers-by having intercourse with 44-year-old Jonathon Pisani after she realised her train would be delayed.
On August 10 this year, Jackson was on her way to collect her dog from a property in Ashton-under-Lyne.
The camera was said to have then panned back to see them lying on the pavement cuddling each other. Eventually she pulled him on top of her before they began romping as shoppers walked past.
What the hell is going on in Britain? Every month there’s a story about people boinking in public. Are there no hotels with hourly rates over there? Come on, Britain; be better.