Meet Kristen O’Brien, a schoolteacher in, well, you already know the state. Kristen apparently had a crush on one of her underage students, and decided to pursue the matter, while being twice his age.
Kristen O’Brien, who quit her job last month at United Brethren Christ Academy in Holy Hill, was arrested Friday for having inappropriate sexual contact with a student, news station WFTV reported.
So Kristen is going from Holy Hill to Holy Hell.
The 31-year-old was confronted by the boy’s mother after she noticed concerning messages on his phone. O’Brien told the mom that she had an “inappropriate emotional relationship” with the student in which she had a “crush” on him.
She claimed that she had given the boy three options: They could pretend she never told him she had a crush; they could end communication with each other; or they could do whatever they wanted and not care about any repercussions.
Gee, I wonder which option would be preferable to a mega-horny teenage boy?
O’Brien said on one occasion, the boy touched her in a sexual manner while they were under a blanket on the couch at his home.
Okay guys, place your bets; was it the boobs or the va-jay-jay? I’m thinking the kid headed south for the winter, but that’s just me.
And before you ask, yes, yes, yes, like a screen door in a hurricane.
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Well, at least she’s better looking than most of the other teachers that you’ve shown.
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MelP – Agreed. Definitely like. Would bang.
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Well, I guess she was just teaching the boy about the birds and the bees. Right?
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TX Nick – I’m sure there was a bird involved.
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She vaguely reminds me of a woman I knew that was married to an acquaintance of mine decades ago. And, like the teacher here, was as horny as a three-nutted tomcat. Without his morals.
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I am absolutely double standard on this one.
If it had been a guy teacher I would recommend the bastinado.
But a woman boinking a teenage boy?
I think I speak for all former teenage boys everywhere when I ask, where were you when I was 15?
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What would Dr. Nichols say?
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He’d say, “Boink her! Boink her brains out!”
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And what would Madeline say?
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Okay, that’s cruel. Now there’s two people reference I don’t know.
Who’s Madeline? Is she related to Dr. Nichols?
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“Not now, Madeline!” was the line Dr. Nichols shouted in Star Trek IV, The Voyage Home.
I thought that was the Dr. Nichols you were always posting.
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Veeshir – My Spanish teacher in freshman year was gorgeous. She taught my oldest in 2019 and when I saw her at school I was pleasantly surprised she’s still crazy hot.
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I remember when I was a mere child (just after Daddy killed the last dinosaur), the teachers we had seemed to have been recruited from the cast of “Dawn of the Dead.”
I was born much too soon…
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Where were these horny, unrepentant, female teachers when I was growing up?…
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