Someone Else Is Gettin’ Lucky

Meet Cara Kennedy-Cuomo, the 25-year old daughter of nursing home murderer Andrew Cuomo. Andrew loves his daughter – we know that because he hasn’t shipped her to a nursing home yet – but he is not entirely fond of her boyfriend. You see, the boyfriend is a New York State Trooper who was assigned to Cuomo’s protection detail.

A state trooper assigned to Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s security detail got hot and heavy with one of New York’s first daughters — and was soon transferred to a post near the Canadian border. Trooper Dane Pfeiffer, 35, met Cara Kennedy-Cuomo, 25, through his job as one of her dad’s bodyguards.

They began dating about seven months ago — after she moved into the Executive Mansion in Albany due to the coronavirus pandemic — and Cuomo learned about the relationship a short time later.

I sincerely hope Trooper Pfeiffer was training Cara with his nightstick.

Pfeiffer’s relationship with Kennedy-Cuomo mandated his removal from her dad’s protective detail due to “the protocol of dignitary protection,” according to a law enforcement source familiar with the matter.

“He was transferred to keep him away from the daughter because the governor didn’t like whatever they were doing,” a source familiar with the situation said.

Yes, and what they were doing was the horizontal mambo, baking the potato, entering the castle, giving her the beans, and so forth. I’m sorry but the best part is Cuomo’s no fan of police, and some cop is putting the wand in the chamber of secrets.

Oh, Cara and the trooper are still dating, and yes, I would hit it like the hammer of an angry god.

8 thoughts on “Someone Else Is Gettin’ Lucky

  1. Veeshir – They’re two grown adults who are dating and apparently love each other. This is just another idiotic decision by a governor who only makes idiotic decisions. All it’s going to do is bring the trooper and Cara closer.

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  2. She is 25 years old. She doesn’t need “daddy” deciding what is best for her at this point in her life. I’d tell the gov to go pound sand.

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