Sean Connery Wept

Remember all those posts about Britons having sex in public? Yeah, those stories are about to dry up… just like English males’ members.

Single people and couples who do not live together will be banned again from having sex during England’s second national lockdown – unless they have formed a support bubble.

No American would abide by this ridiculous rule, but England? Yeah, they’ll likely submit.

Under the latest strict measures coming into effect from Thursday, people are not allowed to visit friends and family living in other households indoors or in a private garden.

This means overnight stays are strictly off the cards until December 2 when the lockdown period is due to end, unless transmission rates have not successfully dropped.

So the government is going to order young, virile men and women from taking a trip to Pound Town during a quarantine, when there is literally nothing else to do? I’d love to be present when the Bobbies try to enforce that ruling. Watch out for flying didoes and bra-launched missiles, lads.

9 thoughts on “Sean Connery Wept

  1. Mike AKA Proof – I mean, it’s classy in its own way…

    Ronni – Exactly. It’ll cause a backlash, and people will be banging all day, every day.

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  2. “Want to boink me?”
    “No. You’re not my type.”
    “I’m a conservative.”
    “No. I’m a Libertarian.”
    “The government says we can’t.”
    “My place or yours?”

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  3. If the Brits don’t go on a boinking spree they’re dead to me.
    Giving up their weapons was bad enough, but giving up their guns?
    So sad.

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  4. The ballless Brits have surrendered their guns, free speech, and rights of assembly, they’ll meekly give up their right to boink without a whimper…

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  5. Veeshir – Heh, I see what you did there. It’s amazing the transformation of that country in two decades. They should give the power back to QE II. She’ll rules with an iron fist, because she takes no shite.

    Doc – It’s sad, but likely true.

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