Mayor Groot Cancels Thanksgiving

While I still consider the worst – and most corrupt – city in America, there is some solace to living in Philadelphia. At least I’m not being led by Mayor Groot, er, Lori Lightfoot. You see, Groot has decided to shut down Chicago – again – to “slow the spread” of the Chinese Wuhan Virus. (As if the eight-month shutdown wasn’t enough.)

Oh did I also mention she’s canceling Thanksgiving?

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot on Thursday asked all residents to cancel Thanksgiving plans and stay at home unless they need to go to work or school or to tend to essential needs like the doctor’s office or grocery store.

Chicago said it was issuing the 30-day stay-at-home advisory, asking people to refrain from traveling, having guests in their home or leaving for non-essential business “in response to the rapid rise of COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations in the city.”

The city has been effectively shut down since March, you stupid twat, for everything and everyone except Black Lives Matter and Antifa. Funny how they get a pass.

“This is serious life and death,” Lightfoot said during a press conference discussing the state-at-home advisory, adding that the city is “doing what is necessary” to slow the spread of the virus. “We are sounding the alarm that we are at this inflection point where we have to do more than we’ve already done.”

Look, if the citizens of Chicago have no problem with Gestapo tactics, that’s on them. They’re the morons who voted for thus C U Next Tuesday. I do wonder how the business owners feel about another month-long shutdown, though. Eh, it’ll be fine.

13 thoughts on “Mayor Groot Cancels Thanksgiving

  1. Of course, the fact that she herself was in a large crowd last weekend and – wait for it! – wasn’t wearing her mask (gasp!) is a non-issue because she was shouting praises for China Joe.

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  2. Did you hear about the lawsuit against gov pretty boi out here in CA? It said that he overstepped his executive powers & needed to cease & desist. He LOST!!! So he went and asked for a 2 week extension on his EO’s…and he LOST AGAIN!!!

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  3. MelP – Dude is a perennial loser.

    Cathy – Philly is now at 430 homicides. Our highest before this was 391. We’ll easily hit 500 before year’s end.


    1. We’re trying to recall him. We’ll see if it happens. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that if Creepy Joe manages to get into the WH, he’ll be out by high summer & KH will be appointed queen & Nancy will force her to have pretty boi as the VP.


  4. I can’t wait to see videos of cops hauling grandma away with her whisk in her hand.

    Methinks certain pols are going to find out what the phrase, “Pissing away your authority” means.


  5. Veeshir – I can’t speak for every department – although the D.C. Police should all be arrested – but I can assure you no one in my division is wasting our time with Thanksgiving raids. Most of us despise our mayor, commissioner, and D.A., so they can tell us to keep an eye out, but we’ll all ignore it.


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