This Is A Test

I don’t think it’s a stretch to claim my youngest son is a bizarre little boy; and I write that with the upmost respect.

While Julia is painting The Girl with the Pearl Earring, Kevin is creating wild photo journals about his characters getting away with tax fraud, or derailing passenger trains. The boy is literally a twenty-year old in a twelve year old’s body.

This weekend. Kevin was sitting at the computer and was tooling around on the internet. At some point, he opened up Microsoft Word, and started composing what he termed his “Common Core Test: Standard Sixth Grade Math.”

Suffice to say, this was not your normal, everyday test; it was a peculiar test, and fairly classic Kevin.

You can see the test under the fold. Make sure you read all the questions to earn course credit.

Click the photo to embiggen, for those of us with terrible eyesight.


11 thoughts on “This Is A Test

  1. I will be coming to Philly to kidnap your son he is so incredibly awesome. I can’t wait to pass his test along to several of my friends.


  2. Mike AKA Proof – I think he’s angling for both.

    Cathy – It would be the world’s greatest accomplishment. And even at his age, he despises SJWs.

    RG – He’ll tell you stories which go on forever. They’re hilarious, and when his siblings say, “What’s wrong with you?” Kevin laughs and says, “Everything!”


  3. He shouldn’t let a teacher see that. They have NO sense of humor.

    I found that out when I answered the question, “What was the Boston police strike?” with, “They struck Batman.”


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