True Detective Stories

Saturday mornings are usually quiet in the division. Most of the thugs aren’t awake until noon, and the good people are busy enjoying their days off.

Of course, all that changes when I’m working a Saturday morning.

I walked into the building, headed to my desk, and saw a pile of paperwork lying there. One of the overnight detectives came up to me and explained the mess. The short version was three jobs were waiting; a commercial robbery, a fatal fire, and a gun arrest.

I gave the gun arrest to one of the better detectives, because I knew it would be processed correctly. Sadly, the cop could not be processed correctly. His “story” went like this: The officer stopped a car for a traffic violation. There were four occupants of the vehicle, and for some reason, the officer decided to take everyone out and search the car. During the search, the officer found a loaded pistol in the rear of the car, recovered it, and – for some reason – arrested the three passengers, while letting the driver go on his merry way.

Now, I’m old school, so the fact an officer would arrest three people for possession of one firearm boggles my mind. Unless all three of them were holding the pistol at the same time, I don’t get the reasoning. I also don’t understand how you release the driver after arresting three of the passengers. I mean, the kid was new and stupid, but how does a street supervisor not intervene here?

The fatal fire went to Diego the Idiot Detective. Two members of the residence died in the blaze, and the third was in critical condition. Just a terrible scenario. Since the Fire Marshal processes the scene, Diego just needed to head out there, take a photo or two, and grab the repot before returning.

So how do you think that went?

The only thing Diego needed to do was find out the identities of the victims and who specifically identified them. When the supervisor asked Diego those questions, he had zero answers. He actually looked at the supervisor like he was speaking Chinese. So… Diego had to go back out to the scene, and bother the Fire Marshal for information he should have obtained the first time.

A short time later, the lieutenant came to me and said, “I may eventually need you to sit with Diego and show him how to do his job. So I got that going for me.

7 thoughts on “True Detective Stories

  1. RG – 1419.

    Cathy – To be honest, I’m already damaged.

    Loki – Yeah, I’m through the looking glass here.

    Mike AKA Proof – Dude probably likes dog biscuits.


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