An Islamic televangelist – wait, those actually exist? – has been sentenced to over one thousand years in jail for kidnapping, sexual assault, and being dead sexy.
A hardline Islamic cult leader who is constantly surrounded by a retinue of busty glamour girls has been sentenced to 1,075 years in jail after a long and controversial trial.
That’s not the only thing that’s long and controversial. Hey-o!
Adnan Oktar, who also goes by the names Adnan Hoca and Harun Yahya, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, sexual abuse and fraud in July 2018, along with some 160 of his cult members.
Oktar owns a TV station in his native Turkey, and regularly broadcasts warnings that the End of the World is coming soon, from a brightly coloured television studio filled with attractive models wearing exotic makeup, wigs and bondage-style Versace dresses.
He calls his team of glamorous assistants his “harem” or his “kittens”.
Harem is so passé; just call them bitches and/or hos. I mean, it’s not that hard. (That’s what she said.)
All kind of nasty looking, but in reality… like a screen door in a hurricane. I’m sure that’s what he said.
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I wonder if he issues a phat-wa.
Those hos is phat after all.
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RG – They all meet my boob requirements, so there’s that.
Veesbir – Qadaffis bodyguards were all tall buxom. It was his only good quality.
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It is bad that I thought the exact same thing while reading about the long trial.
Silly fool didn’t realize that the only real way to get away with this sort of thing is to be a politician.
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Ingineer – This is something I would expect from bill Clinton or JFK.
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