Coming Up Next? Hot Sticky Buns!

While the country is plummeting into the abyss, there is occasionally a feel-good story which convinces me that America is not totally lost. In this case, it’s an internet sensation titled “Naked Bakers.”

Jade, an anonymous blonde model from L.A., is pouring flour into a baking bowl. She is naked, standing in a clean, plant-filled kitchen, with her face cropped out of the shot. In the background, soft jazz plays. “Today, we’re making chocolate espresso cookies,” says an off-camera narrator, with a light Valley Girl accent.

“Like, you know, whatever!”

Jade adds some cocoa powder to her flour and begins to stir. The camera wanders casually past her nipples, vulva and immaculate white acrylics before zooming into her mixing bowl. “These cookies are so tasty,” the narrator adds. “I bet you won’t be able to eat just one.”

Not gonna lie: I am very interested in any of these baker’s “mixing bowls,” if you know what I mean.

This seven-minute clip is one of hundreds that are now available to view on the Naked Bakers website, as well as on YouTube and OnlyFans. As the name implies, the company specializes in creating cookery videos, all which are hosted exclusively by naked women. The recipes on offer are diverse, straightforward and indulgent; currently, there are clips about BBQ chicken thighs, garlic mashed potatoes, pad thai and mac and cheese, among others.

Yes, I’d like to place an order for some thighs… and breasts.

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