A Chinese man and his girlfriend were almost killed when the man bit into an iPhone battery.
This is a video of a phone battery exploding after a man in China bit into it. If you’re looking for a reason why he did it, none was given beyond, “He likes to put things in his mouth.” Seriously.
“I’m the person involved,” she wrote. “…I haven’t been disfigured; thanks for your concern. He didn’t [bite the battery] because he wanted to test its authenticity; actually my partner just has the habit of putting things into his mouth and nibbling on them. I’m okay, just my bangs were burnt a little bit. My first reaction was ‘Are my eyebrows okay?'”
She added that the battery her partner had bitten into wasn’t a genuine iPhone battery.
Wait, so you’re telling me China manufactures products which aren’t on the up-and-up? I am shocked and appalled!
You can see the bizarre video below the fold…
What. A. Dumbass.