Meet The New (Illegitimate) Boss

The illegitimate president signed three new executive orders yesterday eliminating President Trump’s immigration policies. Biden issued a record twenty-five in his first week, because apparently the legislative branch has been abolished. But remember, Trump was a dictator. Or something.

Biden addressed the press in the Oval Office prior to signing three new executive orders geared towards rolling back immigration policies from former President Donald Trump’s administration.

“I want to make it clear. There’s a lot of talk, with good reason, about the number of executive orders that I have signed. I’m not making new law. I’m eliminating bad policy,” Biden continued. “What I’m doing is taking on the issues that 99% of them, that the last President of the United States issued executive orders that I thought were very counterproductive to our security, counterproductive to who we are as a country, particularly in the area of immigration. This is about how America is safer, stronger, more prosperous when we have a fair, orderly, and humane legal immigration system.”

Take a moment to read the highlighted run-on “sentence” above and see if you understand what the hell this dementia-addled dope is saying.

With the addition of Tuesday’s three executive orders, Biden has signed a total of 28 executive orders, 10 Presidential memorandums, and 4 proclamations.

There is some good news, though. Biden’s new immigration policies will ensure his declining economy will continue to plummet for the next eight years.

7 thoughts on “Meet The New (Illegitimate) Boss

  1. Does anyone here reading your blog actually believe that the illegitimate president actually KNOWS what he is signing? I have considered that and concluded he probably does in some cases, but I envision Susan Rice just handing him Ovomit’s orders and telling him, “Sign here Joe.” I’m surprised he didn’t pick Ovomit to be his Chief of Staff. It would have made things a lot easier for both of them.


    1. Barack Obama as Chief of Staff? hah!

      COS is a ballbuster of a job. BHO didn’t even like to do the minimum work when he was Presidenting. No way would he ever be a flunky, even the head flunky for the most powerful man in the world.


  2. RG – The man is obviously succumbing to at least the early stages of dementia. I believe his advisers put something in front of him and he simply signs it. No way he lasts eight years, let alone four, and Kamala Harris – who is arguably worse – will take over.

    Not that it matters. Free and fair elections are gone forever.


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