Judge, Jury, And Sexecutioner

A Flori-Duh criminal attempted to flirt with a judge moments before he was about to receive his bail. See if you can guess how that went for him.

Defendant Demetrius Lewis appeared before Judge Tabitha Blackmon. However, just seconds into stepping in front of the camera for his virtual meeting, he starts laying on the moves.

“Judge, you [are] so gorgeous, so gorgeous judge, I just had to tell you. You’re gorgeous,” Lewis is heard saying.

Um, he’s not wrong; she’s crazy stupid hot.

Blackmon thanked Lewis for his comments before responding, “Flattery will get you everywhere, but maybe not here.”

Lewis is facing a charge of attempted burglary of an occupied dwelling. He is being held on a $5,000.

Well done, Romeo. All that ass-kissing, and you still got $5,000 bail. Idiot.

12 thoughts on “Judge, Jury, And Sexecutioner

  1. “Um, he’s not wrong; she’s crazy stupid hot.”

    Um, y’gotta be kidding? Nice looking, yes. But not hot. That’s like saying Simon Cowell is hot and he’s not.

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  2. I hate to say it, but I’m with Kitty on the hotness scale. She is very attractive, but she is no Morena Baccarin.

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