Here Rums The Judge!

Meet Oklahoma Judge Kassie McCoy.

Kassie is a hot little minx who likes to relax after a hard day of judging. While some people would simply curl up near the fireplace with a good book, Kassie “allegedly” drank an entire bottle of champagne and decided to drive home. It did not go well.

An Oklahoma judge—who raised concerns in 2019 when she gave a repeat DUI offender probation rather than jail time—was arrested on Sunday for DUI. News 9 reported Rogers County Judge Kassie McCoy ran off the road several times before finally stopping in a parking lot.

A Claremore police officer found Judge McCoy behind the wheel with her head slumped toward her chest. After admitting to drinking a full bottle of champagne, she was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. A breathalyzer test revealed a blood alcohol content of .35—more than four times the legal limit.

Wow, she must have been the belle of the ball in college.

McCoy drew criticism in 2019 when she gave Stephen Knoy probation after he was arrested for driving 115 miles an hour and having a blood alcohol of nearly twice the legal limit. It was Knoy’s seventh DUI.

Wow, it’s hard to believe a judge would show leniency to a fellow drunken traveler. I am shocked and appalled. Oh, as an aside, does everyone in Oklahoma revolve their lives around alcohol?

5 thoughts on “Here Rums The Judge!

  1. Accidentally posted this on the wrong thread, sorry…
    Please, she’s just a piker. In Oklahoma you’re not really doing anything unless you’re driving a stolen vehicle while transporting a stolen container of Uranium 238, an open bottle of whiskey, an illegal firearm, and your wanted-felon girlfriend and your pet rattlesnake. Bonus points if you are fleeing Indian country. https://www.foxnews.com/us/oklahoma-man-arrested-for-stolen-car-police-find-gun-whiskey-rattlesnake-and-radioactive-uranium
    Oklahoma Indian Country Cocktail:
    1 bottle cheap whiskey
    2 oz U238
    12 ml freshly extracted rattlesnake venom.
    For best results play Russian Roulette with .357 and crazy girlfriend between shots.

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