Four Flori-Duh residents are spending their weekend in the hospital after they decided they wanted their bonfire to be seen from the International Space Station.
Oh Flori-Duh, don’t ever change.
Officials say four Florida teenagers were injured when one of them poured gasoline on a bonfire, causing it to explode.
The phrase “pouring gasoline on fire” is just a metaphor, you imbeciles!
Polk County Fire Rescue crews took three of the teens to Tampa General Hospital on Thursday night. The fourth was taken to Lakeland Regional Health hospital. Crews say two boys and two girls were injured in the fire. Their conditions were not known.
Oh, I’m fairly certain we know their conditions: Idiot, Dullard, Moron, and Jackass.