Barack Obama, Tough Guy

While he may come off as a swishy sissy, Barack Obama is actually the second coming of Conor McGregor; spending his youth kicking ass and taking names.

Former President Obama says he once broke a schoolmate’s nose after the then-friend called him a racial slur during a locker room fight.

“Listen, when I was in school, I had a friend. We played basketball together,” Obama told the “Born in the U.S.A.” singer during a conversation on race.

Yeah, we’ve seen you play basketball and I assume you’re just as bad at fighting.

“And one time we got into a fight and he called me a c—,” Obama said about 13 minutes into the episode before quipping of his Aloha State upbringing to chuckles from Springsteen, “Now first of all, ain’t no c—s in Hawaii, right?”

I’m assuming Obama meant “coon,” but the c-word would have been more appropriate.

“It’s one of those things that — where he might not even known what a c— was — what he knew was, ‘I can hurt you by saying this,'” Obama, 59, continued.

The country’s first Black president added with a laugh, “And I remember I popped him in the face and broke his nose. And we were in the locker room.” (H/T – MelP)

How come this is the first time hearing this story? Obama was obsessed with race and race relations, yet he never mentioned this altercation until now? Not once? Oh, I know why: This. Never. Happened.

MelP had a great question: “Did Obama hit him with his purse?” Twitchy posted the responses to this obvious lie, and they are as hilarious as you’d expect them to be.

10 thoughts on “Barack Obama, Tough Guy

  1. MelP – It’s almost too easy scoring off Obama because he’s such an impotent beta male.

    TXNick – Or to his racist white grandmother. God I despise that racist piece of garbage.

    Ingineer – Right after he ate his first dog.

    Kitty – The mom jeans really bring the ensemble together.

    RC – I’m not sure he was born with balls.

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