Meet Alex Bonilla, of Gilchrist County, Flori-Duh.

Alex loves his wife, and she loves him… when she isn’t loving someone else. Alleged infidelity does not please Alex, especially when the alleged infidelity occurs with the neighbor.

A Florida man is getting prison time for tying up his wife’s lover and cutting off his penis with a pair of scissors.

On July 14, 2019, the victim called 911 to report that 51-year-old Alex Bonilla broke into his home, according to the Gilchrist County Sheriff’s Office. The victim claims Bonilla, who is his neighbor, held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill him if he tried to resist.

Bonilla forced the victim into the bedroom, tied him up and “forcefully cut off the victim’s penis with a pair of scissors.” The 51-year-old reportedly took the severed appendage and ran back to his own home. (H/TJim Lynch)

The only way this story could be more gruesome would be if Bonilla fed the penis to his pet alligator.

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