Belfies Before Selfies

It’s been a long time since I was single and on the prowl for fabulous babes, which is probably a good thing, because I don’t understand how and why people do what they do.

Apparently, the hot new move is to send a suitor a butt pic, rather than a selfie. Um, okay?

It’s time to address the ultimate online dating question: do people actually enjoy your selfies, or are belfies – selfies of your bottom – more effective in building a lasting romantic spark?, part of the Dating Group and the company behind numerous online dating sites, announces today the results of its latest member survey, revealing that belfies have taken precedence among today’s most eligible singles. The online dating giant also shares its tips for perfecting the art of the belfie for those new to the process.

“Belfies are a fun and effective way to keep the spark alive online,” says Maria Sullivan, Vice President of “While selfies definitely serve their purpose as an introductory form of attraction, belfies are what takes connections to the next level. What stood out most about these findings is that many are using belfies as a confidence booster – an unexpected but definitely understandable finding. Getting comfortable with your own body is vital to any relationship.”

Yawn. You’ll have my attention when the new fad is women sending boob pics.

7 thoughts on “Belfies Before Selfies

  1. I really don’t understand the current giant butt obsession. A massive, obviously fake ass that looks like a soggy diaper with skinny little legs underneath?! Weird.


  2. I like a nice butt, but I like the whole package. I don’t like the kind of ass that looks like Mt Vesuvius. You know, like one of those disgusting Kard’ass’ians or like the Governor in exile of Georgia, that creepy Stacey what’s her ass. I am SO glad that I don’t have to deal with all that dating crap. God forbid, if my wife of almost 47 years drops dead, I do NOT plan on jumping into the dating scene, even if it is with 60-70yr old women. If some 25 yr old babe wants to care for me in my old age, I won’t turn her down.


  3. Jenn – I don’t get it either. If you’re sending me pics, send pics near the upper body area. 🙂

    RG – I mean, it’s just polite to accept a 25-yuear old’s wishes.


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