It Was A Happy Easter Sundae

A Queens man took his two young children out for a walk when they decided to burglarize the Menchie’s Frozen Yogurt stand. The “family” did this on Easter Sunday.

The family that prays together, plays together.

Video of a bizarre and shocking burglary in Queens shows a thief break a window of a frozen yogurt shop and take some items from inside — as two young children stand by and even hold a light to aid in the robbery, police said.

The break-in occurred at Menchie’s in Glendale around 11 p.m. on Easter, April 4, according to police. Surveillance video shows a man break the window as one of the children shines a light from what appears to be a cellphone. At some point, the robber grabs something from inside and the three take off moments later.

“So sad, it’s like, what are you trying to teach your kids today?” asked Samantha Khan, who has operated the store with her husband Ralph since 2016. “What’s the point of doing something like that? It’s really just disturbing.”

I’m no detective, but my guess if New York City is now a lawless wasteland, where police officers are fired and arrested for doing their jobs, but people of color get away with literal murder.

It’s okay, though, because the theft was totes justified.

The only thing that was missing was some candy and cake decorations that were right inside the window. All that work just for a very small reward has left police and the Menchie’s managers wondering why even bother?

Um, probably because sprinkles and ice cream toppings are the greatest food in the world! What the hell is wrong with these cops? DO they not know the joy of dumping scoops of sprinkles into your mouth when you need a sugar rush?

3 thoughts on “It Was A Happy Easter Sundae

  1. Reminds me of one those old Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom episodes where Marlin Perkins would explain how the predator was showing it’s young how to stalk by targeting a small animal that was no real threat. They’ll move up to more serious targets as they get bigger and faster and put on more muscle. It’s all just nature’s way.

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