The Dog Days Of Bummer

Meet Nicole Holland of Fulton, New York. Nicole is a bored housewife looking for some excitement, so she allegedly decided to give her Doberman Pinscher a plate of delicious heroin. S-M-R-T.

According to police, Nicole Holland, 26, was arrested yesterday on a misdemeanor charge in connection with the death of the dog, a miniature Doberman Pinscher named “Champ” who weighed about two pounds when it died last month.

A necropsy determined the puppy died from opioid intoxication, according to the New York State Police.

I’m sure Holland is devastated after allegedly murdering her dog.

Investigators allege that Holland, who lives in Fulton, a city 30 miles north of Syracuse, left a plate containing heroin on the floor of her home. After watching the puppy lick up some of the drug, Holland subsequently snorted the remaining heroin through a straw.

Holland, a mother of two young children, was not charged with any narcotics counts since her heroin use was not witnessed.

Honestly, I think Holland’s bigger problem is the five-head she has going on in that photo.

14 thoughts on “The Dog Days Of Bummer

  1. A long time ago, I dated a cute girl from Petaluma.
    But Ms. Holland looks like she’s straight outa Metaluna – https://tinyurl.com/ehpjk5fa 😉

    A shame about the pup. Hope this creature doesn’t leave heroin out for her kids.

    (FYI – the link is just a still photo from the movie “This Island Earth”)

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  2. I think she needs to forego “doggy style” until her hair grows back. Her boyfriend must tug the heck out of her mane during their midnight rodeo.

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  3. Her crazy eyes remind me of the vampires in “Salem’s Lot.” All we need now is James Mason standing behind her in a snappy suit.

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    1. That was such a creepy scene. I read somewhere that they tied the kid to a studio crane, instead of the usual cable system. That allowed them keep him stable and still move him in 3 dimensions. What TF ever, I was 10. Scared the shit out of me.

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