Grandma Is Makin’ It Rain

A Florida woman attempted to get some money from an ATM when she found something much better.

Julia Yonkowski went to her local Chase Bank in Largo on Saturday to withdraw some money, but she wanted to check her balance first.

According to the bank receipt she received, Yonkowski had $999,985,855.94 in her account. As you can imagine, being shocked was an understatement.

“Oh my God, I was horrified. I know most people would think they won the lottery but I was horrified,” she said. She originally went to the ATM just to grab $20.

Yonkowski immediately announced she was buying the New York Knicks, then realized the Knicks suck and purchased the Miami Heat.

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