It’s Pickle (E)ric!

Meet Eric Detiege of Tampa, Flori-Duh.

Eric likes having fun in the great outdoors, especially when he can prance around the (literal) trailer park holding his Johnson and a spicy pickle. I really wish I was making that up.

As memorialized in an arrest affidavit, Detiege, naked from the waist down, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Deputy Feijoo reported that Detiege was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”

Pictured above, Detiege was arrested for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, and booked into the Pinellas County jail. He was released after posting $150 bond, but was back behind bars a week later after getting arrested on a felony theft charge for stealing Red Bull and skinny jeans from a Walmart.

Hmm, I wonder if the skinny jeans had a pocket large enough to hold a pickle?

4 thoughts on “It’s Pickle (E)ric!

  1. MelP – I cannot see how it wouldn’t?

    Cathy – He looks gay as a French horn. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

    Mike AKA Proof – Nice.

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