A Massachusetts teenager crashed into the ancestral home of Abraham Lincoln after she swerved to avoid hitting a squirrel. I told you New Englanders drive like maniacs.
A historic house built in 1650 by the great-grandfather of President Abraham Lincoln has been wrecked by a teenage driver crashing into it to avoid a squirrel.
The Samuel Lincoln House on North Street in the town of Hingham, Massachusetts, was badly damaged when a 19-year-old motorist crashed into the front of the historic home on the morning of July 15.
First responders at the scene found a 2014 Audi Q7 lodged in the home’s living room. About half of the car entered the home, according to a statement from the Hingham Police Department.
Right about now, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln is thinking, “Give me six hours to chop down [this chick] and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.”