Weekend Caption Contest

To Infinity And Beyond Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, July 26th.

Original Caption: Billionaire businessman Jeff Bezos is launched with three crew members aboard a New Shepard rocket on the world’s first unpiloted suborbital flight from Blue Origin’s Launch Site 1 near Van Horn, Texas. REUTERS/Joe Skipper

16 thoughts on “Weekend Caption Contest

  1. To steal a joke

    Holy Moly! That looks like a…
    Dick! Do you see that? It looks like a…
    Johnson! What is that? It appears to be a…
    Wang! Is that a…
    Peter! Look at that boner!

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  2. The man from Seattle blasted off
    And spent several minutes aloft
    As he floated back down
    He looked like a clown
    Then his speech was a big turnoff

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  3. In spite of the best efforts of the rocket scientists, it still took a tub of Vaseline and two shoehorns to get Jeff Bezos’ ego into the crew compartment.

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