Florida Man Holes Up In Bar

A Florida man performed his best Johnny Ringo impersonation inside a Pensacola bar this week, and suffice to say, his quick draw needs a lot of work.

A man showing off his new gun to patrons in a Florida bar ended up shooting himself with the weapon instead.

The unidentified knucklehead was inside O’Riley’s Uptown Tavern in Pensacola at 11 p.m. Thursday when he pulled out the gun to show it to a man and a woman at the bar, the Pensacola News Journal reported Friday.

The man then made a quick motion to put the gun into an imaginary holster under his shoulder when the gun went off and a bullet struck his torso.

Hey, yutz! Guns aren’t toys. They’re for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.

12 thoughts on “Florida Man Holes Up In Bar

  1. Don’t people have a test or verify they have had hours of training before purchasing a firearm? I’m pretty sure he didn’t impress anyone with his skills.

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  2. This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for killing this is for… Guess the guy took that a little too seriously. What a moron.

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  3. Mike AKA Proof – Who the f**k plays around with a loaded gun in front of a crowd?

    Ronni – If you pass the background check, you’re good to go. Most sane people take a safety course, but then there are dopes like this dude.

    Cathy – Luckily, my magic still comes out. Usually.

    Mike47 – The trigger penis?

    RG – I’ve twirled a gun a few times, in the house, when no one was home. Oh, and after checking, checking again, and checking a third time that the magazine was out and no rounds were in the chamber. It takes ten seconds… just like it took me in high school. Oh wait…

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  4. Even if he had a concealed weapons license, bars are off limits here. He’s not going to like the consequences.

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