A Florida man performed his best Johnny Ringo impersonation inside a Pensacola bar this week, and suffice to say, his quick draw needs a lot of work.
A man showing off his new gun to patrons in a Florida bar ended up shooting himself with the weapon instead.
The unidentified knucklehead was inside O’Riley’s Uptown Tavern in Pensacola at 11 p.m. Thursday when he pulled out the gun to show it to a man and a woman at the bar, the Pensacola News Journal reported Friday.
The man then made a quick motion to put the gun into an imaginary holster under his shoulder when the gun went off and a bullet struck his torso.
Hey, yutz! Guns aren’t toys. They’re for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.