Barbara Boxer Robbed In Oakland

Barbara Boxer, one of the most despicable senators in American history, was robbed by one of Oakland’s finest Democrats on Monday. I’d ask if the thug robbed her of her soul, but that’s literally impossible.

Former U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer was assaulted and robbed Monday in Oakland, California, her son said.

Hey Yahoo News, you don’t need to add the word assaulted, since it’s not a robbery without the assault. Dumbasses.

The assault happened in the Jack London Square neighborhood, according to a tweet on Boxer’s verified Twitter account.

“The assailant pushed her in the back, stole her cell phone and jumped in a waiting car,” the tweet said. “She is thankful that she was not seriously injured.”

Yes, we’re all thankful a corrupt politician was not seriously injured, despite the fact people like Boxer turned Oakland into such a shit hole.

15 thoughts on “Barbara Boxer Robbed In Oakland

  1. Jack London Square is the nice touristy part of Oakland. Still Oakland. I remember going into a Subway just off the square to buy lunch maybe five or six years ago. It was the first time I saw a Subway with bulletproof glass from the counter to the ceiling. Like I said, it’s still Oakland! This is not new.

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  2. Madam Boxer gets her comeuppance. She was always pushing to reduce criminal penalties. So, unless the value of what was taken is over $950, there will be no criminal charges against the perp.

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  3. Cathy – No one goes to Oakland unless they’re buying drugs or murdering someone.

    Mike AKA Proof – And people wonder why their sports teams are leaving.

    TXNick – One can hope.

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  4. The funny weird part is if you looked at her picture, you’d think she was in her late 40s, maybe early 50s, but she’s actually 80 years old! Damn, her surgeon must really be rolling in the $$$.

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        1. She keeps it in her nightstand. She went to see the Wizard.
          He was all out of brains though, hence the phraae, ‘dumb as a box of Boxers’.

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