Some Enchanted Evening Caption Contest
(Source: TheChive.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 2nd.
“I do what I do. I watch people destroy life. What I do is not a healthy thing, but it's a necessary thing." – Frank McPike, Wiseguy
The O.K. Corral 
No, sweetie, I promise, I didn’t let Joe sniff & fondle me.
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Wyatt’s prom date was quieter than usual.
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That’s not fair… but sadly accurate.
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Honey, you haven’t touched your drink….
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Isn’t this really a picture of Diego interviewing a witness?
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It’s diegos date!
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Lonely Eugene read online that girls will like you more if you already have a date. Sadly, Eugene proved this is not always true.
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It’s not you John it’s me. We’re just not compatible.
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And yet, he quickly tired of her shit. I suppose it was inevitable.
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Frank went home and edited his Match.com profile to remove the part about not liking women that talk too much.
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“Look, I may be an airhead, but no man is THIS BIG!”
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Tonight was the night he would “pop” the question…
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After a long uncomfortable silence… “I’m pregnant…”
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Cheap date.
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I’ll bet she still eats his fries…
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Thought bubble over waitress
I can’t believe I had to bring ‘her’ a margarita, if he orders her an entre I’m gonna scream.
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And it was THIS BIG!!
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Later that night, he blew her off…
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