Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

A British man was arrested for sexually assaulting two women while working as Santa Claus.

A man who sexually assaulted two women while he was playing the part of Santa Claus has been sentenced.

Raymond Finn, 71, of Northumberland, touched both victims while employed as a festive entertainer dressed as Father Christmas in December 2018. He was found guilty in May of three counts of sexual assault and on Wednesday was sentenced to four months in prison, suspended for 18 months.

Not condoning this, but I always wondered if Santa got a rise when an older female would sit on his lap. I mean, things happen, especially when attractive women are around.

Police said Finn, of Newbiggin-by-the-Sea, had not shown any remorse.

Wait, a guy from “Newbiggin” was arrested for sexual assault? Wow, that is high-larious.

4 thoughts on “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

  1. Maybe he confused bewbs with toy train sets? Both made for kids but still fun to play with as an adult?
    I know, I know. I’m going to hell for that one.

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