The Wow, This Woman Is Really Hot Caption Contest Is Now Over.
Top Five Entries:
5. I’m just trying to keep Joe Biden from groping me and sniffing my hair. – RedneckGeezer
4. I told you I hated spiders. – RudyTBone
3. Jennifer is ready for the vaccine compliance goon squad to come knocking. – Jim
2. That’s not your ordinary, everyday urinary tract infection. – Barry D.
WINNER! – I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust’s. It wasn’t my fault! I swear to God! – Sully