Ilhan Omar Should Move To Alabama*

There are obviously more important stories to post about, but the story claiming Ilhan Omar married her brother seems to be legitimate. At least, sorta, kinda.

*I have nothing against Alabama, but I needed a state for a brother-marrying joke.

Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar has long been accused of marrying her brother to get around U.S. immigration laws (he should have just walked across the southern border). Now a DNA test, done surreptitiously, shows that there is a 99.999998% chance that Omar and her second husband, Ahmed Elmi, are siblings.

Chances Omar banged her brother? I’d give it an even 85%.

The DNA test was conducted after what the Daily Mail refers to as a “shadowy Republican group” apparently stalked Omar and her alleged husbro long enough to get a cigarette butt smoked by Omar, and a straw used by Elmi, now living in Kenya and spending time in Zanzibar.

The test was posted online by a Republican strategist from Minneapolis, Anton Lazzaro, on Wednesday. Twelve hours later, Lazzaro was arrested on federal sex trafficking charges. Weird timing, right?

The term “shadowy Republican group” is hysterical, even for the over-the-top U.K. Daily Mail. It is, however, interesting the man behind the DNA test was arrested twelve hours after the results were posted. Nothing shadowy there.

Omar’s spokesman, Jeremy Slevin, dismissed the report and threw some ‘tude at Lazzaro. “This is a fraudulent website created by a man charged this week with child sex trafficking and lying to federal investigators to cover it up,” he said.

Omar has been long accused of marrying her brother so that he could get a green card and study in the U.S., which he did, with Omar at North Dakota State University. Omar was married at the time to her first husband. The three adults lived together for a while, with Omar’s two kids.

The good news is Omar finally divorced her brother, and then began shtupping her aide, while funneling money to his shadowy Democratic group. There is no word on whether the aide is also her brother.

7 thoughts on “Ilhan Omar Should Move To Alabama*

  1. Both prongs of this Minnesota story are true.
    Ilhan Omar married her brother. It was to get him US Citizenship. It was also bigamy, as she was married at the time. This is old news, even if it has never been published nationally; or even locally in “respectable Mainstream Media,” except at the bottom three paragraphs of a Minneapolis (Red)Star Tribune article. The first people to use it were Somali Democrat politicians that opposed her in the MN State House Primary in 2016. She is a democrat, no one cares if she is an incestuous bigamist.

    Lazzaro is an alleged pervert that was banging, trafficking, and even making porno videos of underage teenage girls. He is/was also buddy buddy with the MN GOP Chairwoman Jennifer Carnahan. It sounds like he was trying to set up underage teens with politicians and businessmen also, like a second rate Jeffrey Epstein. After he and a 19 year female accomplice were arrested, it is causing a huge split in the MN GOP politicos. There are also stories of other MN GOP financial shenanagins, other GOP staff harrassing other women, and lots of Non-Disclosure Agreements. It sounds as scummy as any Democrat scandal. The arrest emboldened several women to speak up, and the media to look at older stories they previously ignored.


  2. Ronni – She’s more disgusting because she despises America, but the brother quandary is pretty bad.

    RD – So there are no good guys here. Awesome. As for the MN GOP, they’re about as useful as the Philly GOP. They just sit back and watch the Democrats win in landslides.


    1. The only bright side of this story, is that since the scumbags are Republican, the story will not get buried, and people will go to jail (likely in September and October 2022).


  3. “*I have nothing against Alabama, but I needed a state for a brother-marrying joke.” **

    I heard Alabama has passed gay marriage.

    This means boys there can now marry their uncles.



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