Yanks For The Mammaries

A Florida man had some explaining to do when he was literally caught with his pants down while ogling a woman inside her residence.

Deputies in Volusia County captured the arrest of 37-year-old Javier Orozco Gutierrez on body cameras Saturday evening.

According to authorities, deputies had been monitoring the area all week after receiving reports of a man exposing himself to a woman. While surveilling the home, deputies said they caught Gutierrez in the act, with his pants down outside the victim’s home.

It’s the classic conundrum, do you finish, or pull up your pants?

Police said Gutierrez told deputies he was out to get some exercise.

Now, I’m no health expert, but I don’t believe Yankin’ Your Doodle, It’s A Dandy is considered exercise by the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports and Nutrition.

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