Southern Exposure

Meet Christina Revels-Glick, a southern belle from Georgia.

Revels-Glick took a trip to Tybee Island to have some fun in the sun. The problem – or the blessing – popped up after she was observed masturbating on the beach by her fellow revelers.

Responding to a 5:30 PM report of a woman “performing a sexual act on the beach,” Tybee Island cops last month interviewed a witness who said the female suspect placed a towel on the sand and then opened her backpack and removed “what looked like a vibrator.”

Hey, it’s quite possible it was an umbrella stand!

The woman began using the apparent vibrator to masturbate, adding that she “could hear her moaning.” After about five minutes, the woman gathered her belongings and departed. The witness recorded the suspect’s actions. A review of the video showed the suspect–who was wearing a “one-piece green bikini–retrieve an unknown item from her backpack. The woman “then spreads her legs apart and puts both of her hands in between her legs,” police reported.

Yep, that is officially hot.

Investigators subsequently located the suspect, Christina Revels-Glick, 34, at a nearby restaurant.

Good Lord, I hope she washed her hands before eating!

Revels-Glick claimed she “did not think anyone saw her because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm.”

Twenty seconds to orgasm? So you’re saying there’s a chance!

10 thoughts on “Southern Exposure

  1. So she was done in 20 seconds ?? If a guy is done quickly he’s a “minute man” does that make her a minute maid?


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