Emmanuel Macron Is Fabulous Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 6th.
Original Caption: French President Emmanuel Macron gestures as he visits Al-Sa’ah church in the Old City of Mosul, Iraq. REUTERS/Khalid al Mousily
The O.K. Corral 
Yes, I just wet myself!
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OOOPS!
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“Did I do that?” (in his best Urkel voice)
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I do not know this– how you say?— CHURCH thing??? Mommie!!
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Oh, mon Dieu! I thought the baptismal fount was the– how you say?– BIDET!
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Priest thought bubble – “Why, oh why did I let this imbecile hold the ark of the Covenant?”
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When I kiss ass, I like to get a firm grip on both butt cheeks like this…
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“Hey, at least I’m not the one who left all my people behind in Afghanistan.”
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So our bomber missed the target that was next to your 1000 year old church..what are you complaining about it wasn’t in great shape to start, now you can rebuild back better
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Priest on right, “Could you ask Merkel to put her top on?”
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“Sorry! This all looked a lot better before the Americans got here! Don’t worry, though; they’re leaving soon!”
Priest: “We better get to the airport tout de suite, then, or we’ll being dangling off the landing gear.”
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Priest: “I read in the newspaper this morning…”
Macron: “There’s a sale at Macy’s!”
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So, President Macron, what do you think of Joe Biden so far?
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Monsieur President, did you start the f*ck Joe Biden chant?
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