The Moore Police Department (OK) is investigating an incident where a man defecated into a grocery store’s freezer. Sorry ma’am, that’s not a Klondike bar.
A man allegedly defecated in a grocery store freezer Sunday night, and a woman who was shopping accidentally put her hand in it while reaching for groceries that were covering it.
“I pick up a bag of pizza rolls and there’s literally s–t,” Shirley Wright-Johnson said in a video of the incident. “Human s–t. Excuse my language.”
A Sunday trip to the store for she and her kids turned out to be more than what the Moore mom bargained for. “I was upset, I was disgusted, I feel like I was violated,” she said in an interview with KFOR.
The scumbag who allegedly did this is pictured above; not that you would be able to identify him – or his ass – by scouring that grainy, black and white photo. Good grief, Oklahoma, the Dust Bowl was nearly one hundred years ago. Update your apparatus!