Romper Room

Meet Lori and Eric Harmon of South Carolina. Lori and Eric are truly in love, and they enjoy their public displays of affection by banging in as many public spaces as they possibly can.

Pedestrians beware: you will get wet.

The South Carolina couple who pleaded guilty earlier this year to multiple indecent exposure charges–one of which involved a sex act in a glass gondola on the Myrtle Beach SkyWheel–was arrested today for allegedly again committing illicit acts in public.

Lori Harmon, 36, and Eric Harmon, 37, were booked this morning into the Horry County jail on indecent exposure charges. The couple, married for 17 years, was also charged with participation in preparation of obscene material.

I swear, I read that as Horny County Jail.

According to arrest warrants, the Harmons in late July engaged in a sex act while inside a photo booth at an arcade (video of Lori fellating Eric was posted to Twitter, police say). Lori is also accused of exposing herself and participating in sex acts with another individual while on the front porch of the couple’s residence. Eric was charged with “preparation of the obscene film that occurred at the incident location,” footage that was posted to Twitter.

Look, I’m all for couples having happy fun time, but for crying out loud, do it in the confines of your own home, instead of, say, amusement parks and video arcades.

5 thoughts on “Romper Room

  1. “I swear, I read that as Horny County Jail.” That was my take also. (Never should have taken that speed reading class.)

    All in all, I think they’re just trying to make sex a spectator sport.

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