The Bristol City Council (UK) has decided to implement an exciting alternative to keep their parks clean.
Tired of people dumping their litter beside overflowing bins, Bristol City Council aims to remove waste baskets to encourage the public to take their rubbish home with them.
Removing trash cans from trash-filled parks? Brilliant!
One outraged councillor said a trial in Hartcliffe will give visitors the impression the area ‘deserves to wallow in our own rubbish’.
And proposals to remove bins at The Downs raised fears the mess left behind would be ‘just vile’. The idea of removing bins from the beauty spot was first mooted in July, when staff said they could not cope with the ‘mountains’ of rubbish being left behind by day trippers.
Okay, I’m no genius, but I do have a few suggestions for the Bristol City Council. 1. You could implement an eternal flame where citizens to toss their rubbish. 2. You could saturate the park with free Budweiser beer. That’ll shoo the Brits away. 3. Oh, I don’t know, maybe hire someone to pick up the bloody trash!