While you would think America has cornered the market on dumbasses, our neighbors to the north also have their own versions of Florida Man. Take this rocket surgeon, who decided to call 911 for arguably the dumbest reason ever.
Peel Regional Police released the audio on Friday to remind people about the proper uses of dialing 911. When the 38-second call begins, the operator asks the man if he needs police, fire or ambulance.
He first says he needs an ambulance, but then tells the operator he actually needs police.
“The thing is I have to pee and these guys are not moving,” the caller tells the operator. “This is your emergency?” the operator responds. “That you have to pee? And how are the police going to help you urinate?”
Ladies and gentlemen, you need to be prepared for every highway contingency. That’s why I always have an empty soda bottle in the car, as well as a large bucket and toilet paper for, um, other emergencies.