A Flori-Duh man was arrested after he allegedly created a “sex slave contract” with a seventeen-year old girl after the man purchased a used car for her. I really don’t want to know how he “notarized” it.
In return for purchasing a used car for her friend, a Florida Man allegedly had a 17-year-old girl sign a contract stipulating that she “would be his sex slave twice a week on Mondays and Fridays for the next five years,” according to investigators who have charged the 66-year-old defendant with having sex with a minor.
Andrew Mustapick, of Vero Beach, was arrested last week on the felony charge and subsequently released on $50,000 bond. The twice-divorced Mustapick, who operates a computer repair business, is scheduled for arraignment on October 25.
Twice divorced? I. Am. Shocked!
After picking out a 2017 Volkswagen Jetta at a Fort Pierce dealership, the teens returned with Mustapick to his residence, where he asked the older female to take her clothes off. The victim told cops that her friend refused to disrobe, but instead “convinced her to perform the sexual favors on Andrew because she knew she would do anything for her.”
The victim said that once she agreed to “proceed with the sexual favors,” Mustapick “had her sign a contract that he had written up before they began their sexual encounter.” The teenager recalled “a clause within it stating she would be his sex slave twice a week on Mondays and Fridays for the next five years.”
Not for nothing, but you could probably get away with a sex contract for say, a Lexus or a BMW, but a used Volkswagen Jetta? Come on, man!