That’s A Man, Man!

Jordan’s soccer association is claiming the Iranian women’s soccer goaltender is actually a man, and are demanding the Asian Football Association give Zohreh Koudaei a gender verification check.

While you’re at it, check to see if Michelle Obama is a female, because I’m pretty sure that’s a fifty-fifty proposition.

The Jordan Football Association (JFA) has accused the goalkeeper for the Iran women’s soccer team of being a man.

Zohreh Koudaei, 32, has since responded to the JFA’s request for a “gender verification check.” “I will sue the Jordan FA,” Koudaei said according to Turkish newspaper Hurriyet. “I am a woman. This is bullying from Jordan.”

There are two larger pictures if you click the link above. The dude has Jay Leno’s chin.

Iran’s coach, Maryam Irandoost, told sports outlet Varzesh3 that the team’s medical staff has “carefully examined each player on the national team in terms of hormones to avoid any problems in this regard, and so I tell all fans not to worry.”

Oh, well if Iranian is claiming there is nothing amiss, we should totes believe them. Totes magotes!

10 thoughts on “That’s A Man, Man!

  1. If you go by the pictures, this “woman” gives new meaning to flat-chested. It’s a guy in my opinion. I’m also willing to bet “she” gets a five o-clock shadow!


    1. If he’s a decent enough goaltender, why not join the men’s team? Also, is he claims he is a woman while really a man, shouldn’t the mullahs be tossing him off a building by now?

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  2. I read, but cannot find the reference now:

    The Islamic Republic of Iran kills Homosexuals when they find them (That part of the story is well known with lots of documented hangings). The other supposed non-fatal option is for the male to undergo a sex change and become a female, and suddenly it is all good, and no longer Homosexual. Everything is then good and Allah is satisfied. Could this be one of Iran’s ex-homosexuals?

    The Iranian Government is very proud and very vocal that there are no Homosexuals in the Islamic Republic.


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