Meet Patrick Florence of Clearwater, Florida.
This handsome devil was stopped by police last week for not having his headlights on. A search of the vehicle found a firearm and other interesting hidden items.
Patrick Florence, 34, was a passenger in the vehicle when the car was stopped by deputies with the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office early Saturday morning at around 4 a.m. in Clearwater.
The officers stopped the vehicle when they noticed it did not have its headlights or tail lights on. The vehicle was searched by officers who found a gun under the passenger’s seat where Florence was sitting.
I mean, I’m sure the firearm was there long before Florence entered the vehicle. /eyeroll
Florence was then searched by officers, who found two baggies strapped to his penis with one containing cocaine and the other methamphetamine. He then denied the narcotics and weapon were his before he was arrested, police said. He was charged with four felonies including possession of cocaine, meth, ammunition and a firearm. (H/T – Al)
One wonders how he “strapped” the drugs to his penis. Did he use rubber bands, masking tape, Gorilla Glue? Someone help me out here.
I want to know if he screamed like a little girl when they yanked the baggies off his dick.
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I’ll b et he used Duck Tape, thinking it was Dick Tape.
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To be fair, my penis does lots of things I don’t approve of too.
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Cathy – One would hope they removed the drugs and his junk.
Mike47 – Probability… 87%.
Veeshir – Let me regale you about my high school years… 🙂
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That sounds like something Brandon would’ve done. #FJB, #LGB
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MelP – I cannot imagine his is big enough to taps something onto.
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There are no words. Let’s Go Brandon!
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Or FJB, whatever your preference.
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Maybe he was referring to the junk where the junk was taped.
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