An unidentified male breached the main gate of Fort Knox, probably believing he could walk away with a few bars of gold with the help of Pussy Galore.
Officers responded to a call at 11 p.m. on Saturday of a suspicious person near the post’s Visitor Center. When officers arrived, the man drove onto the military reservation. Three officers pursued him in their patrol cars.
During the pursuit, the release said the man tried to hit one of the patrol cars. The chase ended east of the main cantonment area (the city portion of Fort Knox), according to the release.
Once stopped, officers tried to verbally deescalate the situation for about 90 minutes, before the release said the man attempted to ram and run over the officers. Officers shot and killed him around 1:20 a.m. Sunday.
Well, he died the way he lived… by searching for Pussy.
Just like that, the Goldfinger music begins playing in my head.
Let’s start together, Gooooooooold finga………….. 🙂
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John – My favorite Bond film – Goldeneye is a close second – and I have a framed poster of Connery on the laser table. Such a great film.
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Is there any gold in fort knox?
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Nah, all we had was shipped to China by Obummer.
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Cathy – According to dem innernetz, there is 143.7 million troy ounces of gold still in Fort Knox. All the gold in the Federal Reserve is gone after Jeremy Irons took it in Die Hard III.
TXNick – And it was used to give Chinese rappers a fabulous gold-plated grill.
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