Meet Stephanie House of Mississippi. Stephanie has been feeling lonely since her boyfriend was arrested, so she decided she would turn that frown upside down… by forging a jail release.
The Lee County Sheriff’s Department arrested Stephanie House, accusing her of forging a fax with a Lee County Circuit Court I.D. and sending it to the Lee County Adult Jail.
The fax ordered for her inmate boyfriend to be released.
Jail staff recognize some irregularities with the fax and was informed by the Lee County Circuit Court that they never sent a release order for the inmate.
It’s difficult to believe someone as brilliant at Stephanie would be unable to forge a decent prison release. I’m guessing the hair dye has something to do with it.
The O.K. Corral 
I can see the fax “like ya kno so let my ur this guy free. Cuz like i needs him.
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Cathy – My first question is what exactly is she “busy” with?
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She needs a brain.
It’s hard to write like an idiot.
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“Like, you know, whatever!”
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She’s busy using her intellect at phenomenal levels of genius.
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As my brother’s dad used to say “What are you using your brains for? To keep your ears from slapping together?”
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Using her head as a hat rack.
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She should be giving it.
See what I did there?
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Bright colors are nature’s warning system. Damn ginger soul stealers!
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A true ginger doesn’t steal your soul, you willingly give it to them as you look at the emerald eyes surrounded by fiery red hair….it’s a good way to go
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Rudy – Easy, the princess is a ginger, as is Kyle. Although they’re both really moody.
Gary – One of the first girls I ever kissed was a redhead when I was a freshman in high school. Met her on a camping trip with my family and a bunch of other firefighter families. Her nickname was Peaches, and she was the cat’s meow.
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Exhibit A: Karen Gillan
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Vica Kerekes is #1, but Karen Gillan is 1a.
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OK so I forgot to add a Scottish/Irish accent forgive me
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