A Flori-Duh man was arrested after he was spotted lying sans pantaloons in someone’s driveway while pleasuring himself with a pickle.
You’d think the pickle juice would burn, but I guess this clown is used to it be now.
Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet. The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
This may shock you, but Mr. Detiege looks exactly as you would expect.
The O.K. Corral 
Jerkin’ his gherkin??
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He lives in his own world & everyone there loves him.
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So….. was the pickle hollowed out or shoved in?
From the way the article’s worded it could have been either or he could have had it in his mouth while he beat meat.
Today’s journalists really suck at providing information.
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Mike AKA Proof – The only thing I’m sure of is this guy needs to be off the streets.
Cathy – His mom thinks he’s cool.
Veeshir – The implication I read was he was yankin’ his doodle, it’s a dandy, while inserting a pickle into his bum.
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