Jacob is not your average Florida Man. Instead of pouring urine on someone’s lawn, or running around naked with fireworks in his pants, Jacob went above and beyond… by demanding F. Joe Biden be arrested and drug kingpin El Chapo be released.
Hmm, I wonder if Jacob has a newsletter?
The 29-year-old made a series of 911 calls early yesterday to inform police dispatchers that President Joe Biden should be jailed, while convicted drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán should be freed from custody.
Now, I don’t necessarily want to be “that guy,” but even a cursory glance at the Biden Crime Family’s corruption and ill-gotten monetary gains should at the very least should raise eyebrows.
Of course, the suggestion El Chapo should be freed is idiotic, even for Florida Man.
In response to that legal advice–offered in three separate predawn calls–Philbeck was arrested for misuse of the 911 system, a misdemeanor.
Dialing from an apartment in Palm Harbor, a Tampa suburb, Philbeck was initially informed that “the information he was providing was a non-emergency situation.” Philbeck was also warned not to use the 911 system in such a manner.
Wait a minute. You mean I can start arresting all the morons who call the division day and night with their stupid questions? I’m going to need to purchase a few more sets of handcuffs.