A Melbourne, Australia man has been arrested after he struck a man with a didgeridoo during an Australian Rules Football game.
A 26-year-old man has been arrested and accused of attacking a man with a didgeridoo after an AFL game in Melbourne on Saturday night.
Yeah, I have no idea what a didgeridoo is, but is sounds dirty.
Police arrested Jesse Gardiner at Sylvia Street, Dandenong North in Melbourne’s south-east, on Wednesday morning. It’s alleged Gardiner struck a 25-year-old Essendon man with a digeridoo outside the MCG after the Dreamtime AFL game about 10.40pm.
I don’t think I know any of the words above, with the possible exception of “Wednesday.”
The victim, Daniel, suffered a fractured skull, broken nose and bloodied eye.
Gardiner was charged with “affray”… okay, I’m done. Sorry, but I don’t speak Foster’s Lager.
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Wow! So I had to look this up and a didgeridoo is a musical wind instrument anywhere from 3 to 10 feet long with most averaging around 4 feet. Looks like a fancy club and can do some serious damage from the photos of the guy in the hospital.
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Just to be sure it was what I thought it was, I looked it up on Wikipedia & yep, it’s a musical instrument. I’ve seen it played before (on World’s Dumbest). There’s a bunch of videos on youtube of it being played if anyone wants to see how it sounds.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didgeridoo
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Translation – poor looser throws hissy fit & beats up winner.
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MelP – Wow, that’s as annoying as the Vuvuzelas they used for the World Cup.
Cathy – Most likely, yes.
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And a Dandenong is a….. Well never mind.
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Something Hillary loves…?
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