Allen is your atypical Alabama man, because he does not get pleasure from watching the Crimson Tide or visiting the state’s beaches. Oh no, Allen gets pleasure by wearing hilarious ironic t-shirts.
Allen Burnett, 60, was collared Thursday night near his home in Ashville, a small city about 45 miles from Birmingham.
Burnett was charged with a pair of drug counts and booked into the St. Clair County jail. He was released early yesterday morning after posting $3500 bond.
At the time of his arrest, Burnett was wearing a purple t-shirt that declared, “I’m Too Good for drugs!”
Well played, Allen. Also, this dude really looks like an older version of Diego the Idiot Detective.