Fighting Drugs, One Shirt At A Time

Meet Allen Burnett of Ashville, Alabama.

Allen is your atypical Alabama man, because he does not get pleasure from watching the Crimson Tide or visiting the state’s beaches. Oh no, Allen gets pleasure by wearing hilarious ironic t-shirts.

Allen Burnett, 60, was collared Thursday night near his home in Ashville, a small city about 45 miles from Birmingham.

Burnett was charged with a pair of drug counts and booked into the St. Clair County jail. He was released early yesterday morning after posting $3500 bond.

At the time of his arrest, Burnett was wearing a purple t-shirt that declared, “I’m Too Good for drugs!”

Well played, Allen. Also, this dude really looks like an older version of Diego the Idiot Detective.

5 thoughts on “Fighting Drugs, One Shirt At A Time

  1. Reminds me of the episode of Cops where they pulled over a guy that was out of his gourd on whatever substance of choice he was using & he was wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt.

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    1. You’d think they would avoid shirts like that. It’s like a Punisher shirt with the skull on the front. Every time I see one, it’s being worn by a morbidly obese man.


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