Where The White Women At?

Meet Kelly Bridger of Coraopolis, Pennsylvania.

Kelly was walking the streets, drunk as a skunk, when she decided to crash at her grandmother’s house. Unfortunately, her grandmother is dead, and a new resident is living in the home.

Early Sunday morning, Tenesha Fisher tells Channel 11 that she fell asleep watching TV in her living room, but when she woke up, she discovered that she wasn’t alone. “I look and there is really a little white girl laying on my couch,” said Fisher.

Fisher captured a picture of the intruder sleeping just feet away on her clean laundry and wrapped in her aunt’s funeral blanket. Fisher immediately called the police. “I walked them in, and they were just ‘hum’ and I’m like, ‘I know right,’” said Fisher.

The first thing I thought of was the scene from Better Off Dead: “Now that’s a damn shame, when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy.”